Manic Britney Spears' antics provided the most disturbing and riveting spectacles of shame for all of 2007. The "Toxic" mess appalled an unblinking online world by airing her privates, shaving her skull, treating the VMAs to her cottage cheese platter, and rutting with a string of slime balls, each greasier than the previous, all while leaving behind a trail of soiled diapers. Now, Brit's 16-year-old sister's bombshell pregnancy is competing for the limelight. Gird yourself for new lunatic extremes in Britney's attention-whoring for the 12 months to come.

Death? Dismemberment? Indefinite confinement? Whatever inevitable surprises 2008 holds for the three disgraces, no one will ever be able to take away the gory glories of 2007, the year Paris, Lindsay and Britney ruled as the Unholy Trinity!

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