Ok so pizza and the VMAs until they are over or really bad. I am going out on a limb to say that Britney won't perform because she's been @ the studio and I don't think you can concentrate on a performance when you are recording every night.

She might do a skit or just open the show with an intro.

1. Katy Perry waves her lipstick from a limo to a helicopter cam.

2. Norris is so old now. Geez.

3. Britney VMA promo + other commercials.

4. Tony Romo double his size for lemon flavored Pepsi (eww).

5. Katy Perry shows up with Miley Cyrus.

6. T-Pain (who?) arrives on an elephant w/ a circus.

7. Pink talks to Taylor Swift (ya, Pink!)

8. British guy (?) talks to Jordin Sparks (aka Ugly Betty)

9. Microsoft Jerry Seinfeld ad.

10. Taylor, Katy and Miley talk about fighting for the Best New Artist award.

11. Michael Phelps on the red carpet w/ Kid Rock.

... blah blah blah ... until the show officially starts...

12. Britney's dressing room with the Superbad kid...

13. He tries to kiss her and they have a lame argument about not kissing each other and then again...

14. They play "Baby One More Time" as she heads to the stage...

15. The crowd cheers for no reason...

16. Britney says she is there to celebrate the 25th anniversary of the VMAs... and the show starts now.

17. Then Rihanna opens the show with "Disturbia"... you know the girl who laughed @ Britney's opening last year...

18. Their mic-ing system is really bad.

19. Oh sorry Rihanna can't sing.

20. Russell Brand comes out thinking he is Jack Sparrow.

21. He insists that he's famous in the U.K.

22. He asks for America to vote for Obama.

23. Re: Sarah Palin's pregnant daughter's boyfriend... "Use a condom or become a Republican".

24. Talks about Jonas Brother's purity rings.

25. Talk about the Jackson's father controlling his kids with a leather belt.

26. Introduces DJ AM and Travis as house band.

27. Jamie Fox is the first presenter.

28. He gives Britney an award for "Piece of Me".

29. She thanks god, her family, her boys and her fans for it.

30. Jonas Brothers turn the VMAs into Sesame Street.

31. Ok this is so bad. I am stopping. I will post if something good happens.